Monday, 11 January 2016

MI6 update

Mi6 have started spiking me with a drug that makes me get my words mixed up. They spilke me with it while I sleep for some reason, they let slip they made a deal with the international community not to do this....just woke up, they did it again. They are trying to stop me doing my temporal physics. They gave me the nerve toxin that shrinks my eyes back in, I get out of breath going up the stairs now then go real sleepy. David Cameron is trying to kill me, they told me this. Apparently he has gone nuts because I'm getting a lot of support from the international community. Bumbling nazis. Damion

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